Yes, she ate the tongue afterward along with everything else. ……….what?????????????? It tastes great!
Cow tongue girl
Nov 20
HONG KONG – A Vietnamese labourer Friday began a three-month jail sentence for pricking two women on the bottom in Hong Kong, claiming he did so because he could not resist their “big buttocks”.
Pham Van Diep, 43, used a toothpick and a piece of wire to prick the buttocks of two women, aged 20 and 38, on two separate occasions in September and October.
The attacks triggered fears of random syringe attacks similar to the mass incidents reported in Xinjiang, western China, in September.
Pham appeared in court Thursday for sentencing after earlier pleading guilty to two counts of assault.
The court was told he was arrested at his home shortly after the second incident Oct 5.
At the time, he told police he had pricked the women’s buttocks because he was drunk and could not resist them “as they were big”, said a report in the Hong Kong Standard newspaper.
But psychological reports presented to the court said Pham did not have a “big buttock” fetish and he had changed his story saying he had attacked the first victim because she was blocking his way.
In sentencing, magistrate Kwok Wai-kin said Pham could not use drunkenness as an excuse as he appeared to know what he was doing and had run away after the attack and hid the weapon.
Apartment building in China
Nov 18
Somehow the building remains standing.
Too drunk to fuck t-shirt
Nov 17
Isn’t he a little young to be wearing such a shirt?
Dino hat
Nov 16
Look at this vivid color and pattern of a black and red dinosaur, it is just for you!! Red and black color hat is decorated with many red spinous ornaments, looks like a dinosaur’s hard stings. Round-shaped hat is connected with a long tail measures 23″ long. And it is very easy to wear. Take this and make a roar from ancient age!
Pager phone and fax
Nov 16
An American, a Japanese, and a Chinese were sitting naked in the sauna.
Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The American pressed his forearm and the beeping stopped. The others looked at him questioningly.
“That’s my pager,” he said, “I have a microchip under the skin of my arm.”
A few minutes later a phone rang. The Japanese lifted his palm to his ear.When he finished he explained, “That’s my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand.”
The Chinese felt low-tech and inferior. He didn’t know what to do to be as impressive as the American & the Japanese. He decided to take a break in the toilet. When he returned, he didn’t realize that there was a piece of toilet paper got stuck and hanging from his ass.
The others raised their eyebrows and said, “Wow! What’s that?”
Instead to be embarrassed, inspiration struck his mind. The Chinese explained, “I’m getting a FAX.”
Some photos of the one sided fight between Manny Pac-man Pacquiao vs Cotto at the MGM Grand Garden Arena in Las Vegas, Nevada on Saturday November 14, 2009. The Filipino man can box!
Manny Pacquiao won the fight in the 12th round when the referee stopped the beating.
Manny Pacquiao knocked Miguel Cotto down twice in the first four rounds. Cotto didn’t go down again, but Pacquiao controlled the night Saturday to earn a TKO in the 12th
From the Associated Press:
Manny Pacquiao put on yet another dominating performance Saturday night, knocking down Miguel Cotto twice and turning his face into a bloody mess before finally stopping him 55 seconds into the 12th round.
Pacquiao used his blazing speed and power from both hands to win his seventh title in seven weight classes and cement his stature as the best pound-for-pound fighter in the world. Cotto took such a beating that his face was a river of red from the fury of Pacquiao’s punches.
Pacquiao dropped Cotto with a right hand early in the third round, but he wasn’t badly hurt and came back to finish the round strong. But after Pacquiao put Cotto on the canvas with a big left hand as Cotto was advancing forward late in the fourth round, Cotto was never the same again.
Cotto fought gamely but in the later rounds he was just trying to survive as blood flowed down his face and Pacquiao kept coming after him relentlessly.
About Manny
Emmanuel Dapidran Pacquiao (pronounced /ˈpækjaʊ/, /pa’kjaw/ in Cebuano and Tagalog; born December 17, 1978), more commonly known as Manny Pacquiao, is a Filipino professional boxer. He is the former WBC lightweight world champion, WBC super featherweight world champion, IBF super bantamweight world champion, and WBC flyweight world champion.
He is currently the IBO and Ring Magazine light welterweight champion, and is rated by Ring Magazine as the #1 pound-for-pound boxer in the world. He has also held the Ring Magazine titles for featherweight and super featherweight divisions.
For his achievements, Pacquiao became the first Filipino and Asian boxer to win five world titles in five different weight divisions. In addition, he is the first boxer to win the lineal championship in four different weight classes.[3] Aside from being a boxer, Pacquiao has participated in politics, acting, filmmaking, and music recording.
Source: Wikipedia
Hello Kitty nails
Nov 13
Someone has to think of these cute nails eventually.
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Bra that can be used as a golf putting mat
Nov 14
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Triumph have designed the new bra to appeal to Japan’s busy golfing women.
The green corset-style garment can be removed and unrolled to create a 1.5m-long putting mat.
When the user sinks a putt into one of the cups, a built-in speaker pumps out a congratulatory “Nice shot!”.
The bra also features pockets for extra golf balls and tees, and a detachable flag pin that serves as a score pencil.
The bra set comes with a skirt with the words “Be Quiet” printed on the rear, which doubles up as a flag for use on the course.
Quite how the user is supposed to do cover herself when she removes the underwear is unclear.
Twice a year, Triumph unveils a new novelty bra in Japan to highlight social trends.
The novelty bras are generally designed to raise awareness of an issue, rather than be worn regularly.
Triumph claim that the Nice Cup in Bra is a response to the growing popularity of golf among Japanese women.
In previous years the company have invented the postal bra – with pockets for letters – and a chopstick bra made from miso soup and rice bowls, with a special holder for chopsticks.
In May they unveiled the novelty husband hunter bra, which features a countdown clock that stops once an engagement ring is inserted into the mechanism, and plays Mendelssohn’s “The Wedding March”.