Archive for July 2nd, 2009

The Big Bouncing Inflatable Green Ball

Jul 2

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This guy can talk.

Ski Toilet in Japan

Jul 2

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georgia-maxThe Japanese are always devising new ways to enjoy their coffee — the latest is a contraption by Georgia Max Coffee. The cubicles were fully wrapped on all sides, so that the person caught short would have a ski jumper’s view when they were sitting on the loo. The person could look down at their skis (simply printed on the floor of the cubicle) and see the steep ski jump slope ahead of them. The toilet paper holder carried the only brand messaging in the cubicle, reading: “Seriously kick-ass intensely sweet for the real coffee super zinging unstoppable Max! Taste-explosion!”

The café wants to bring passion to its customers when they finished drinking.

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Boyfriend dumps girl after fallout with wisdom teeth

Jul 2

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Natalie has her wisdom teeth taken out and started rambling and complaining how hurt she is. Maybe she should just keep quiet.

Size does matter

Jul 2

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Two armed robbers in Malaysia had to leave behind most of their ill-gotten gains because their getaway car was too small, reports The Associated Press. The thieves held up guards in a security van containing $1.3 million at a shopping mall in Kuala Lumpur but had to leave $786,000 behind because they were unable to fit the bundles of cash in their car. “The bags are quite big. I consider them quite stupid. Their planning was very shortsighted,” said district police chief Shakaruddin Che Mood.

Top 10 Advantages of Being Asian

Jul 2

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  1. You can pretend you don’t speak English when you’re around stupid people.
  2. Everyone asks your advice on computers, cameras, carryout, VCRs, Toyotas and Karate.
  3. You look enough like Bruce Lee that when you get in a fight, all you have to do is squint your eyes and howl to scare people.
  4. There are a lot more opportunities for casting in war movies.
  5. No one expects you to drive well.
  6. People mistake you for a Laundromat owner and bring you a lot of neat clothes.
  7. You can be from Ohio and still be considered “exotic”
  8. If you ever commit a crime, you can get good laughs when your description is passed around (black hair, brown eyes, glasses).
  9. You get people coming up to you all the time saying neat things in languages you don’t speak.
  10. During times of way, you get free outdoor housing at a local house track.

Tiana Ta – Asian Model

Jul 2

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Tianna Ta - Asian Model

Tiana Ta - Asian Model

Tiana Ta - Asian Model

Funny Asian People

Jul 2

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This is from a TV show. As part of the TV show, a mob would run down the street to scare the crap out of old people.