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Archive for July 12th, 2009
Confucius Says Part II
Jul 12
- Woman who goes to man’s apartment for snack, gets titbit.
- Man who lay woman on ground, get peace on earth.
- Man who gets kicked in testicles, left holding the bag.
- Man who kisses girl’s behind, gets crack in face.
- Passionate kiss like spider web–lead to undoing of fly.
- Man with holes in pocket, feels cocky all day.
- Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night.
- Virginity like balloon–one prick, all gone.
- Girls who rides bicycle, peddles ass all over town.
- He who farts in church, sits in own pew.
- Baseball all wrong–man with four balls can’t walk.
- Man who live in glass house, dress in basement.
- Kotex not best thing on earth, but next to best thing.
- Man with penis in peanut butter is fucking nuts.
- Man who walk through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok.
- Man who drop watch in toilet, bound to have shitty time.
- Man who take lady on camping trip, have one intent.
- Man who go to bed with sex on mind wake up with solution in hand