When you travel through Asian, especially in South East Asia, everybody (well almost everyone) owns motorbike. They’re everywhere. As the mode of transportation, it also means that there are many service shops available at every corners to fix your bike in the event of a breakdown, accident, dent or any other causes. So these shops have to compete. One way this shop competes is making sure everybody remembers them, whether it’s for their service or for their worksmanship. Of course, they could always say that the name said it all. See below.
Archive for July 15th, 2009
Authorized Service Shop
Jul 15
Asian Chicks Test
Jul 15
If an Asian girl was really Asian, she…
- be wearing platforms
- be wearing flares
- has one of those fake-ass voices on the phone
- carries a big-ass purse
- carries hella pictures of her homies in the purse
- knows everybody in town
- thinks she knows about cars, but really don’t
- always be fiending for “pho”
- lies about her age when y’all first meet
- thinks she knows how to drive
- talks hella fast on your voice mail
- has a 800 or 888 number
- shares a 800 or 888 with her homies
- carries a pager for the time
- has money but is hella cheap when it comes to paying
- has taken studio pictures more than 7 times a month
- wears a(n) Nautica, Tommy, Polo, Nike, or Adidas jacket
- wears those fake-ass leather jackets
- is seen every week at the mall
- wear tight see-through shirts
- never goes anywhere without at least her homie or her cousin
- seems to be cousins with all the females in town
- drives hella crazy… cuz she can’t reach the pedal all the way
- thinks she’s fat… when she’s like a little toothpick
- likes it when peeps tell her she’s cute… cuz she conceited
- brings hundred lbs. of make-up in her purse
- carries a back-pack to the mall after school… like she’s a school girl
- wants to get color contacts to look good
- is always talking about “Asian Pride”
- is always reppin her nationality
- knows cities as their area code rather than the name
- calls a city by ?-town or ?-side
- if she’s a good girl… has strict ass parents
- if she’s a bad girl… goes out every night
- used to be a thug/gangsta girl
- loves to karaoke with her homegirls
- can’t sing when she’s with her man
- can write hella nice
- writes “sorry so sloppy” on every letter
- dislikes Mariah Carey’s racist ass
- dislikes Hilfiger’s racist ass
- dislikes DiCaprio’s gay ass
- dislikes Ma$e’s retarded ass
- dislikes Russians’ stank asses
- watches Days of our Lives
- watches guys play b-ball
- thinks she can play b-ball
- plays b-ball without shoes… cuz she only has platforms
- if her natural hair color is nothing but a faint memory in the past
- rather be single than go with a white-boy
- freaks at every dance
- booty shakes at every dance
- if she’s a good girl… loves lil’ kids
- if she’s a bad girl… loves to hate lil’ kids
- wants an Integra GS-R… cuz every girl does
- asks every guy she knows for a ride to everywhere
- calls everyone to get a ride
- pages everyone with “good night” when they go to sleep
- pages everyone with her number… just to say hi
- loves money… regardless who’s it is
Carmen Soo entered the world of modeling at the age of 17 from Malaysia. Her petite figure tends to work better in print and television ads and thus that is where Carmen concentrates most of her modeling effort.
