Archive for July 20th, 2009

Scary Fortune Cookies

  1. Everyone’s meal today is on you!
  2. The ‘special sauce’ came from the floor!
  3. Guess what our special ‘drop’ was in our Egg Drop Soup and win a free meal!!
  4. Your colon will self destruct in five seconds.
  5. A recent prison escapee that is sitting near by wants to love you long time.
  6. Your dog Sparky…he’s no longer missing.
  7. See the waiter about our new food poison life insurance policies.
  8. We know where you live.
  9. You will need good reading material in approximately 15 minutes.
  10. MSG? NO!! Ebola Virus….maybe

Sexy Japanese Jeans

Seeing the trend of girls exposing their underwear, this Japanese firm has invited the perfect pair of jeans that fit that need.

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Korean Madness – Two Crazy Girls

Watch as these two Korean girls try to do a karaoke song. They are hilarious. They make great fun of themselves, but it’s great.