Archive for July 22nd, 2009
Sumo Boy – Try Harder
Jul 22
Confucius Says Part IV
Jul 22
- “Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time.”
- “Man trapped in pantry have ass in jam.”
- “Virgin like balloon . . . one prick, all gone.”
- “Baseball wrong . . . man with four balls cannot walk!”
- “Work to become, not to acquire.”
- “Baby conceived in automatic car shiftless bastard.”
- “A bird in hand makes hard to blow nose.”
- “Find old man in dark, not hard!”
- “Man who smoke pot choke on handle.”
- “Ok for shit to happen . . . will decompose.”
- “Man who put head on Rail Road track to listen for train likely to end up with splitting headache.”
- “Sailor who gets discharged from navy leave buddies behind.”
- “Secretary becomes permanent fixture when screwed on desk.”
- “Don’t drink and park, accidents cause people.”
- “He who crosses the ocean twice without washing is a dirty double crosser.”
- “Man who tell one to many light bulb jokes soon burn out!”
- “It takes many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.”
- “Never raise hands to angry child, it leave groin exposed.”
- “Woman who cooks carrots and peas in same pot is unsanitary.”
- “Man who fart in church sit in his own pew!”
- “Man who eat many prunes, sit on toilet many moons.”
- “Confucius say too God damn much!”
- “Those who quote me are fools.”
- “Man who drive like hell bound to get there!”
- “Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants!”
- “Man who stand on toilet is high on pot!” “Man who sit on tack get point!”
- “Man who runs behind car gets exhausted!”
- “Man who jump off cliff jump to conclusion!”
- “War not determine who’s right, war determines who’s left.”
Shout to other Asian humor sites
Jul 22
Posted by asianjoke in Commentary | No Comments
So I am always on the lookout for other websites and blog out on the websphere that concentrate on Asian experience. I thought I would share a few of them today:
i just recently decided to change the layout of asianjoke.com to fit a blog’s format and really appreciate the work that these guys (or girls it seems) are doing with My Mom is a FOB. FOB, for anyone who doesn’t know, stands for “Fresh of the boat” . See indepth definition of FOB. But basically, these guys (or gals) collect experience of other Asians like themselves of what their moms would ask them to do or say. Sometimes, it’s the cultural difference that is funny. Other time, it is the combination of what they brought from the home country and what they’ve incorporated in the western world. Together, it’s a combination that is clearly funny nevertheless. I believe they’re also the same people that put together the site My Dad is a FOB.
Tokyo Mango – Lisa Katayama writes everything that you need to know about Japan. Her blog is a fascinating culmination of work that is related to that island country far off on the map in the land of Godzilla, Gundam, and panty vending machine.
Note to self: This post will be updated semi-regularly when I want to add a new link.