- You can pretend you don’t speak English when you’re around stupid people.
- Everyone asks your advice on computers, cameras, carryout, VCRs, Toyotas and Karate.
- You look enough like Bruce Lee that when you get in a fight, all you have to do is squint your eyes and howl to scare people.
- There are a lot more opportunities for casting in war movies.
- No one expects you to drive well.
- People mistake you for a Laundromat owner and bring you a lot of neat clothes.
- You can be from Ohio and still be considered “exotic”
- If you ever commit a crime, you can get good laughs when your description is passed around (black hair, brown eyes, glasses).
- You get people coming up to you all the time saying neat things in languages you don’t speak.
- During times of way, you get free outdoor housing at a local house track.
Archive for July 25th, 2009
Fish with human face
Jul 25
The next time you decide to go out for dinner, image the fillet that sitting on your plate — but with a human face. Check out this video:
According to the reporter, this fish was found in a pond in Chongju, South Korea. The fish is the result of artificial insemination between a carp and ayu sweetfish.
Chinese Firefighter
Jul 25
In case of a fire, just call the fire department and they will bring over the best firetruck and take out your fire. In China case, they’ll bring some humor to your life after you waited two hours for them to come.
