Archive for July 26th, 2009

World Longest Slam Dunk By Asian Guy

Jul 26

Posted by asianjoke in Photo, Videos | No Comments

And for a moment you thought that Asian men can’t play basketball.

Look at these guys’ skills.

How do they compare Yao Ming or Du Feng or any of the other Asian basketball players out there?

I Will Not Love You Long Time T-Shirt Controversy

Jul 26

Posted by asianjoke in Commentary | 2 Comments

Apparently this is a play on of the infamous porno movie, “I Will Love You Long Time”, although I don’t really understand the fuss behind it as being one of the top pictures on Flickr and then highly rated on Digg. Sometimes is just not right about it.

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A user wrote:

this is an old, trite shirt. i would suggest she express her and your pseudo-progressive outlook with a tool NOT from urban outfitters.

plus, it was probably made in a sweatshop.

It looks like the t-shirt generates a lot of controversy.

Another poster wrote:

Hey, I’ve got an idea, Let’s find a picture of a moderately attractive woman, then find all the ways she doesn’t conform to society’s exacting and sometimes cruel idea of beauty, then try to get a laugh out of it guys! Sounds great doesn’t it?

This is a similar picture of the same concept on another website with  a different woman. She seems to come with an attitude also.

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Top 10 Reasons to Study Martial Arts

Jul 26

Posted by asianjoke in Jokes | No Comments

10) Broken masonry makes great drainage for potted plants.

9) Get beaten up by people half your size and twice your age.

8) Never run out of kindling wood again.

7) No need to wonder what belt to wear.

6) Get to be on first name basis with the Emergency Room staff.

5) These uniforms make nice pajamas.

4) Never need to wonder why it’s hard to get up in the morning.

3) Get to appreciate the finer points of Chuck Norris’ acting.

2) Learn to count to 10 in 3 different Asian languages. And the top reason for studying martial arts:

1) (Tie) Get to star in Ginsu commercials. / Three words: free nose job.