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1. She goes to bed in her street clothes.
2. You have your rice delivered in bulk.
3. Your annual holiday is spent hanging round her parents.
4. She is terrified that the kids won’t be able to speak her language.
5. She won’t shop anywhere she can’t bargain.
6. The bathroom cabinet is full of Chinese medicine.
7. Your flower beds are full of garlic.
8. She demands a load of kitchen devices, then pounds everything up like she did back home.
9. She always leaves the doors and windows open.
10. She always turns off the lights and heating to save money.
11. She keeps all her clothes in a suitcase.
12. The refrigerator and freezer is full of left-over food.

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