Seeing the trend of girls exposing their underwear, this Japanese firm has invited the perfect pair of jeans that fit that need.
Archive for July, 2009
Sexy Japanese Jeans
Jul 20
Watch as these two Korean girls try to do a karaoke song. They are hilarious. They make great fun of themselves, but it’s great.
Ugly Asian Woman
Jul 19
There are always debates on who is the most beautiful Asian woman in the world, but there is no debating as to who is the ugliest!
It looks like a Chinese character, but if you look carefully, you’ll see the meaning…. That is what they said when the Chinese language originated – that each word can be referenced and interpreted by its character and how it looks. Now you can be sure that it did…. if they they decide to make this official.
- KISS UP TO HIS MOTHER! This is one of the most important rules to dating a Korean man. His mother influences his life in a very real way, so be nice to her. Or else she can make your life an eternal hell (no joking about this one).
- Try to be thin. Almost every American woman that lives in Korea is FAT and UGLY. Sorry girls but you are. So try to stay as much as you can from this stereotype.
- Go the 2002 World Cup with your face painted like the Korean flag.
- Play games. If you know how great but if you don’t LEARN. Starcraft, Broodwar, Lineage, PUMP and DDR. This is in order not to embarrass him at the arcade, if you do he will secretly resent you for the rest of his life. Besides you might really enjoy Half-Life.
- Make fun of Japan OFTEN
- Talk about how superior Tae Kwon Do is to every other martial art.
- LOVE HIS CAR. It doesn’t matter if it is a Porsche, or a fixed up Honda, you must to at least pretend that there isn’t a funny smell coming from the seats. Flattery really works.
- Learn to drink A LOT. Soju is the most powerful shit that you can actually put into your system legally. Don’t be a weak drinker and Jack Daniels. Trust me if you can drink at least 2 bottles you are fine. Plus it will impress his friends. DO NOT drink Soju unprepared, or you are going to be puking till next Thursday.
- Learn at least some of the language. Learning Kamsa-ham needa or Anyoung will make him very happy. Especially in restaurants, it will make him look good. Learning how to say saranghae will make him feel extra special too!
- KIMCHI, love it or leave him. Its a Korean staple..some Kimchi may burn your mouth off but you’ll get used to it. You have to realize that Korean food is spicy as hell and you gotta learn to love the feeling of your tongue melting into your throat.
- UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES DO YOU PUT YOUR CHOPSTICKS INTO THE RICE STICKING UP. Just don’t ok? If you are really bold do it in front of his parents more than once.
- Go to Korea during New Years. 3 main reasons, first is FREE MONEY, second is free alcohol and third is FREE MONEY.
- Size doesn’t matter, its how you use it. Just keep telling him that.
- Be a computer/math/science/ nerd. He’ll love you forever.
- Try not to say Don’t go. Roughly in Korean it means asshole. AND really don’t shout this at him if you are IN Korea.
- Pretend to love his singing voice. Especially his drunk karaoke ballands, because he is singing them to you. Pretend to be swept off your feet, he’ll love that.
Jodi Tsai – Cai Yi Lin
Jul 18
Considered the Britney Spears of Taiwan, Jodi Tsai is one of the most popular and successful singers in the Mandarin music market. Said to be shy from a young age, Jodi’s most successful album to date was the 2006 Dancing Diva with sales of over 2 millions in Asia.
See more of her biography.
One of Cai Yi Lin’s most popular videos on youtube:
This is the other one that is popular:
| What people say.. | They really means.. |
| Japanese martial arts are the best. | I practice a Japanese martial art. |
| This art is thousands of years old. | This style is decades old. |
| The martial arts are about building better people. | The martial arts are about sweats, bruises and money. |
| Chinese martial arts are the best. | I practice a Chinese martial art. |
| High kicks are stupid. | I can’t do high kicks. |
| Sparring is extremely important. | I am good at fighting and I like it and I can’t do much of anything else. |
| The martial arts are about building better people. | The martial arts are about beating people up if they lay a finger on you. |
| Korean martial arts are the best. | I practice a Korean martial art. |
| Breaking techniques are very important. | We do a lot of breaking techniques. |
| I don’t believe in grades | Nobody ever gave me a high grade. |
| The martial arts are about building better evolved characters. | Like me. |
| Filipino martial arts are the best. | I practice a Filipino martial art. |
| Sophisticated arts like Tai Chi and aikido are far superior. | Sparring frightens me. |
| He’s a good martial arts teacher. | He’s in my organization. |
| He’s a lousy martial arts teacher. | He used to be in my organization, but he broke a way, and I don’t get any money out of him anymore. |
| My style is the best. | I don’t know anything about any other styles. |
| Grades are not important. | There’s a grading coming and it’s important. |
| Breaking techniques are useless. | I can’t do breaking techniques. |
| I am an innovative, free thinking, modern Western martial arts teacher, doing my own non-classical thing. | I am more interested in teaching than learning; and the Orientals ignore me because they know how ignorant I am. |
| Martial arts politics are the necessary result of official recognition by respectable associations to protect the public. | I belong to a large, well established organization. |
| I hate martial arts politics. | None of the large, well established organizations recognize me or have the slightest interest in my existence. |
| In this system, we make the art fit the person. | In this system, we make the person fit the art. |
| Competitions are a waste of time. | I never won any competitions. |
| Forms or kata are the highest expression of inner essence of the martial arts. | I’ve read that somewhere — and I’ve had enough of tournaments. |
| Forms or kata are useless. | Bruce Lee said forms are useless and this relieves me of a lot of effort, so go argue with him. |
| One style is not better than another — it’s the individual that counts. | Don’t go to another school — it’s the style that we teach here that counts. |
| The techniques aren’t important. | The techniques are important. |
| Bruce Lee didn’t know what he’s talking about. | I don’t know what Bruce Lee was talking about. |
| Size and strength are not important. | Size and strength are important, especially if you’re fighting someone who’s bigger and stronger than you are. |
| Science and leverage will always win out brute force. | Unless when he’s bigger and stronger than you are. |
| The purpose of the martial arts is spiritual development and liberation from the ego. | I am so humble and wise; it’s terrific. |
Parody of my new haircut
English Signs Found In Asia
Jul 18
Posted by asianjoke in Commentary | 1 Comment
In a Tokyo hotel: Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not a person to do such thing is please not to read notice.
In a Japanese hotel: You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.
In another Japanese hotel room: Please to bathe inside the tub.
Alongside a Hong Kong tailor shop: Ladies may have a fit upstairs.
At a Bangkok dry cleaners: Drop your trousers here for best results.
Advertisement for donkey rides in Thailand: Would you like to ride on your own ass?
In an advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist: Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists.
At a Tokyo shop: Our nylons cost more than common, but you’ll find they are best in the long run.
A Japanese information booklet about using a hotel air conditioner: Coolers and Heaters: If you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself.
From a brochure of a car rental firm in Tokyo: When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage, then tootle him with vigor.
In a Bangkok temple: It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed as a man.
In a Tokyo bar: Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts.
In a Hong Kong supermarket: For your convenience, we recommend courageous, efficient self-service.
On the box of a clockwork toy made in Hong Kong: Guaranteed to work throughout its useful life.
Detour sign in Kyushi, Japan: Stop: Drive sideways
In a Beijing department store: Mickey Mouse High Fashion Apparel
Name of small guest house in mountains of northern Pakistan: ‘Sea View Hotel’
On a menu in a Hong Kong restaurant: Spanish omelet (tomatoes, mushrooms, onion) Omelets surprise (two parsons)
On CD cover of local artists singing various western songs, name of well-known Roberta Flack song: ‘Tonight I calibrate my love for you’