Archive for July, 2009

Crazy Asian Mother

Short clip about Asian mother:

Buns

Once in Osaka, a group of young men stood talking. All of a sudden, a man rushed up to them, looking quite terrified.

“Save me, save me!” he cried.

“What’s wrong?” someone asked.

“The bun seller is coming and I’m so, so scared of buns. Please help me. Don’t let him see me.”

The young men looked at each other, much amused. One pointed to a shack with thin walls and said,  “Go hide in that old house.” The man thanked him, ran quickly to it, and disappeared within. Soon after, a seller with boxes of buns rode by on a bike.

“Let us have a little fun,” suggested one of the men. “We’ll buy all the buns and throw them at that coward. ”

The others laughed and rushed to buy buns. Each man held several buns as they formed a circle around the hut. Then, one at a time, each tossed a bun through one of the many holes and windows there. Every time a bun went in, they heard a “AAAHHH” or “HELP” or some such satisfying noise. At last all the buns were gone, all thrown in with many a frightened sound heard in reply. But suddenly, it was too quiet. No sound came from the house. The young men looked worried.

“Perhaps we went too far,” said one.

“I do hope we didn’t scare him to death,” whispered another.

“We’d better check and see if we can save him,” suggested the bravest man. Slowly he went toward the old door. Still no sound could be heard inside. With his heart beating too fast, he finally pushed open the door and looked in.

There sat the man afraid of buns. But he did not look frightened, he looked most contented and very full. With a smile, he brushed off the last crumb from his mouth.

“Ah, those buns were indeed fearful,” he said looking up at them. “Thank you for your help. And now, I’m so, so scared of a good, hot cup of tea.”

Weird Japanese Student Punishment

If students in the USA were treated this way as corporal punishment, image how the school system would be.

Japanese Student Punishment

Japanese Student Punishment

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Asian with Freaky Talent – Removing his eye sockets

This guy freaks me out. It’s great that he’s able to do that, but damn, it looks like it would hurt — a lot. How can someone pull down his eyes that far from the sockets and not feel pain. See for yourself. For the purpose of entertainment, check out this pix.

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Liu YiFei – Asian Model

Liu Yifei Born in Wuhan, Hubei province of China 1987 August 25th, Liu Yifei has shown great artistic talent since young. She began modeling at the age of 8 and was trained in singing, dancing and the piano. Moving to the United States at 10 with her mother, Liu lived there for four years. She returned to China in June 2002 to pursue a modeling and acting career.

Liu YiFei

Liu YiFei

Liu YiFei

Liu YiFei

Liu YiFei

Liu YiFei

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Happy 4th of July!

Happy 4th of July!

This is how itshould be celebrated!

Barney – Give me a hug

Barney & Friends is a 1992 children’s television show produced in the United States aimed at preschool children. The series features the title character Barney, a purple anthropomorphic Tyrannosaurus rex who conveys learning through songs and small dance routines with a friendly, optimistic attitude.

Judging from this picture, you may not want your children anywhere near that purple pedophile.

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Junko Yaginuma

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Yunko Yaginuma

Yunko Yaginuma

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The Big Bouncing Inflatable Green Ball

This guy can talk.

Ski Toilet in Japan

georgia-maxThe Japanese are always devising new ways to enjoy their coffee — the latest is a contraption by Georgia Max Coffee. The cubicles were fully wrapped on all sides, so that the person caught short would have a ski jumper’s view when they were sitting on the loo. The person could look down at their skis (simply printed on the floor of the cubicle) and see the steep ski jump slope ahead of them. The toilet paper holder carried the only brand messaging in the cubicle, reading: “Seriously kick-ass intensely sweet for the real coffee super zinging unstoppable Max! Taste-explosion!”

The café wants to bring passion to its customers when they finished drinking.

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