Archive for August, 2009

Panda Padlock

Aug 31

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Do you know the combination? Let me try to open it for you.

Human tetris

Aug 31

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Purpose of game show is to try to get through the stages and fill in the pieces.

Staircase buffet

Aug 30

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This is sometimes found in Chinatown.
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Human bowling ball

Aug 30

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Check out the human bowling ball – a perfect strike!

Mad TV Korean drama parody

Aug 29

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Bobby Lee, Cathy Shim, Kim Kim and Danny Cho star in the third installment of Mad Tv’s Korean Drama Parody.

Picker

Aug 29

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This product definitely gets to the point of what they’re trying to sell to the consumers.

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Crossing the river with bicycle

Aug 28

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How do you cross a raging river and the only thing between the two banks is a tight rope? How do you cross a raging river for yourself and your bicycle using tight rope?

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Korean Konglish jokes

Aug 28

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These are only funny for Koreans or those kyoppos like me who get them.

What do you call a pre-occupied bean? kong beejee
what do you call a broken bicycle? mot-tah-cycle

where do lettuces worship? at a sang-choo-ary (sanctuary)

what do you call a big napkin? HU-ji (huge)

wanna hear a family joke? gah joke

what did one forehead say to the other? .. ya eemah!

what do you call a smelly bird? nem seh

what do you call the burnt rice at the bottom of a rice cooker? bobby brown

what is the vampire’s fav drink? koh-pee

why did the korean smoker go to the horseraces? mal-bo-ro

what did the small fish say when he got eaten by the big fish? Oh-dheng!!!

what did the byun tae say to the mushroom? oht buhsut!

what did the cat say to the sheep to make it go away? GO YANG EE!

what do you call a hairy robot? tul-min-a-tuh!

Why don’t lobsters share? They are Shell-fish

What did the bread say when it ran into the wall… ppang!
What did a cookie say to another cookie when it wanted to leave…gwajah

What do you call a 5 year old onion? Oh-nyun

What celebrity can you trust with your luggage?Jjim Carrey

How did the ice cream get into a car accident?Cha Gah Wah Suh

What did the fish say when it lost its bones?Oh my ga shee

What do u call a corny soup?Ssulung tang

what did song say to mong when he told her he was leaving the country? donk-go, mong

What did the truck say to the bread? Bbang Bbang!

What do you call a cute guy with no ears? Gwee-up-dah!

What did the mama turkey say to the baby turkey? Gobble – ji- mah!

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First Asian Boy parody

Aug 28

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Aya Ueto in Vietnam

Aug 28

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Aya Ueto (上戸 彩, Ueto Aya?, born September 14, 1985) is a Japanese actress, singer, idol, and tarento. Born in Nerima, Tokyo, Ueto was discovered when she participated in the 7th All-Japan National Young Beauty Contest, where she won the Judges’ Special Choice Prize. She made her acting debut at the age of thirteen in the film Satsujinsha Killer of Paraiso and in 1999, she and fellow participants of the Young Beauty Contest Mami Nejiki, Mai Fujiya, and Manami Nishiwaki formed the unsuccessful girl group Z-1. In 2002, after their disbandment, Ueto continued her music career as a solo singer under the label Pony Canyon, where she debuted with the single “Pureness”. Ueto’s breakthrough came when she was cast as a girl suffering from gender identity disorder in the sixth series of the TBS drama 3 nen B gumi Kinpachi-sensei. Her critically-acclaimed performance led to several leading roles in dramas and TV endorsements, eventually establishing her as one of Japan’s most recognizable faces.[1] She has also ventured onto the big screen in famed film director Ryuhei Kitamura’s 2003 blockbuster Azumi and its sequel, Azumi 2: Death or Love in 2005. As one of Japan’s most ubiquitous celebrity endorsers, Ueto constantly appears on billboards, shop windows and trains, advertising for companies such as Fujifilm, Lotte, Ōtsuka Seiyaku and SoftBank.