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Kim Jong-il
Place of birth: North Korea AKA as that black hole that nobody has a damn clue what it’s like living there.
Occupation: Current Korean Leader. Like to be called “Dear Leader”
Date of Birth: February 16, 1941
Date of Expiration: Not soon enough
Height: Taller than a midget
Favorite pastime: Pissing off Barrack Obama and the rest of the White House staff
Favorite clothing chain: Kids R Us
Wish list to Santa Claus: Enough nuke to blow western civilization into Timbuktu. Otherwise, just get his only one missile working in the bedroom.
Dislike: Top 10 list like this one.
Nickname by CNN: “International Leader of Mystery” rather be called “Big Man on Campus”
Cover-up for shortcoming: Maintaining the 4th largest army in the world
Current approval rating: 120% and going up. Here’s proof.
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