1. You have a nickname like Pinto, Bunty, Bunny, Dolly, or Penny.
2. Your last name is longer than ten letters, i.e. Chandraprakash or Subramanian.
3. You get high off butter chicken and/or mango frooti.
4. Your gang’s name is the Fob Squad or Fobby By Nature.
5. Your gang’s uniform is a Michael Jackson T-shirt with Rambo pants.
6. Your top pick-up line is “Just have your mummy call my mummy baby, it isbeing all good.”
7. You use a whole bottle of hair gel whenever you leave the house.
8. At clubs, you’re overheard saying, “So what if my mummy picks out myclothes, you know this gear is fly baby!” (for guys)
9. You wear tight-ass jeans. (for girls)
10. You have to jack up your pants to get them tight. (for girls)
11. You have a mustache. (for guys and girls)
12. You are a pencil-bearded Malu.
13. Your the captain and sole member of your school’s cricket team.
14. You play the sitar and/or tabla three hours everyday.
15. You go to Rutgers University or the University of Maryland at CollegePark.
16. You wear a turban, with a chin-strap.
17. You’re a fake DJ.
18. You leave you’re top three buttons undone to showoff your chest hairs and gold chains.
19. People can smell your imitation Drakkar Noir from miles away.
20. You play Aantakshri.
21. You go on America Online to pick up guys or girls.
22. You work at an Indian grocery store or jewelry store to meet girls.
23. You got a nose-ring, watched “Kama Sutra,” or smoke bedis in order to “keep it real.”
24. Trying to assimilate into American society, you changed your name to LeRoy Jenkins from Ramandeep Jitinder Sandhu Akash.
25. You wear a kurta pajama at clubs.
26. Anyone you don’t like is a “bloody idiot” or a “bastard.”
27. You have posters of Salman Khan all over your room.
28. You nod your head the same way for yes and no.
29. You’re favorite expression is “VOH!”
30. Instead of saying something’s the bomb, you say, “That was awesome “thing man!”

A group of Asian women were visiting a village located in South Africa. They came across a booth selling human breast. One of the Asian lady asked the butcher, “Why are you selling women’s breast?” The butcher replied, “In Ouagadougou, we have found that consuming women’s breast can increase men’s sex drive, and enlarge the size of their penis.”

Hearing about the “enlarging the penis” the Asian woman was determined to buy some for her husband. She quickly asks the butcher for the price of the breast. “Well,” says the butcher, “It depends on what kind of breast you want. We have black breast, white breast, and Asian breast.”

“Give me the price of each!”, said the Asian lady impatiently. “The black breasts are $200 a pound,” the butcher says. “White breasts are $300 a pound, and the Asian breasts are $400 a pound.”

The Asian women were glad to hear that Asian breasts were the most expensive in the breast booth. “Hey, not bad! Asian breasts are worth more!”, said one of the Asian ladies.

“No no no, you don’t understand,” the butcher explains, “you don’t know how many Asian women we have to kill to get one pound of breast!”