One of the classic Budweiser commercial
Archive for August, 2009
Budweiser wasabi commercial
Aug 14
Score 1600 on the SAT.
Play the violin or piano on the level of a concert performer.
Apply to and be accepted by 27 colleges.
Have three hobbies: studying, studying, and studying.
Go to a prestigious Ivy League university and win enough scholarship to pay for it.
Love classical music and detest talking on the telephone.
Become a Westinghouse, Presidential, and eventually a Rhodes Scholar.
Aspire to be a brain surgeon.
Marry Asian-American doctor and have perfect, successful children (grandkids for ahma and ah-gongh!)
Love to hear stories about your parents’ childhood…especially the one about walking 7 miles to school without shoes.
Ekta Choudhry is the winner of the prestigious Pantaloons Femina Miss India Universe 2009 title. She is grand doughter of Delhi’s First chief minister “Mr. Chaudhary BRAHM PRAKASH YADAV.Ekta was the winner of the pageant along side Pooja Chopra. Pooja Chopra and Shriya Kishore won the Miss India World and Miss India Earth titles respectively. She will represent India at the Miss Universe 2009 competition on August 23, 2009 in Nassau, Bahamas.
Ekta’s national costume for the Miss Universe 2009 pageant has been designed by fashion designer Ritu Kumar while her evening gown was created by designers Gauri and Nainika .
Can this be true?
Got Milk? commercial
Aug 13
This is the Asian version of the same commercial that you see on TV.
Asian lady
Aug 13
The story goes that there was this Asian lady married to an English gentleman and they lived in London. The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but managed to communicate with her husband.
The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries. One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy pork legs. She didn’t know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, lifted up her skirt to show her thighs.
The butcher got the message and the lady went home with pork legs. The next day, she needed to get chicken breasts. Again, she didn’t know how to say, and so she unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breast. The lady
got what she wanted.
The 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. She brought her husband to the store…
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What were you thinking?
HellOOOooooooOOOooo, her husband speaks English!
Pamela Bianca Manalo, a native of Manila, was crowned Binibining Pilipinas 2009 – Universe at the Araneta Coliseum in Quezon City, on March 7, 2009.[1] It was aired live over GMA channels nationwide with Paolo Bediones and Iza Calzado as hosts.
Pamela Bianca is the sister of Katherine Anne Manalo, Miss World 2002 Top 10 finalist and the niece of Nini Ramos, Miss International 1968 Top 15 semi-finalist. During the Bb. Pilipinas 2009 pageant she won awards including the Best in Swimsuit and some sponsors awards like Miss Natasha, Miss Philippine Airlines and Manila Bulletin Reader’s Choice Award. At the end of the night she was crowned the new Binibining Pilipinas 2009 – Universe and have the rights to represent the Philippines in the Miss Universe 2009. The other winners were Melody Gersbach and Marie-Ann Umali for Miss International 2009 and Miss World 2009 respectively.
Asian farts don’t stink
Aug 12
A little old Asian lady goes to the doctor in China, and says, “Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it doesn’t bother me too much… my farts never smell, and they’re always quiet. But I’ve been doing it very often.”
The doctor asks her to explain more, and the old lady says, “In fact, I’ve farted at least 20 times since I’ve been here in your office. You probably didn’t know I was farting because they don’t smell and they’re silent.”
The doctor says, “I see, take these pills and come back to see me next week. “The next week the lady comes back.
“Doctor,” she says, “I don’t know what the heck you gave me, but now my farts…although still silent…stink terribly.”
The doctor says, “Good!!! Now that we’ve cleared up your sinuses, let’s work on your hearing.”
Triangle lovers
Aug 12
He should have never brought his friend along.
The purpose of this Japanese show is not to laugh or you’ll get spanked.