• You set yourself on fire and yell “Kaioken!” in an attempt to use the Kaioken,and immediately get burned to death.
• You exercise with tons of weights on your body and tell all your friends that you’re trying to turn into a Super Saiyajin.
• You buy 7 large marbles and try to summon Shenlong,the Eternal Dragon.
• You and all of your friends believe that the school bully is Frieza.
• After getting beat up by the school bully, you tell your friends to just wish you back with the Dragonballs.
• You tear a pair of glasses in half, paint it green, tape it to one side of an earmuff and wear it over your ear as you walk down the street laughing and pointing at everyone as if they had low power level.
• When you play Goldeneye 007 for the Nintendo 64 you chase down your friends in Multiplayer saying “I’m coming to get you, Kakarot!” (this one I actually did ^_^).
• You tell everyone you know that you have a tail and you’ve had it since birth.
• When you go to the gym at school you ask the teacher where the Gravitron is.
• You buy a 10 lb. bag of Jellybeans thinking you’re getting a good deal on Senzu Beans.
• You dye your hair purple and buy a Broadsword thinking you’re Trunks (strangely, I have the feeling that some people do this…).
• Whenever you have to go somewhere you always jump into the air repeatedly thinking you can fly there.
• You think that getting sent to detention means being sucked into the Deadzone.
• You believe that New York City is actually East City.
• You think that the Hawaiian holiday King Kamehamea Day is a day where everyone is taught the Kamehamea or practices it.

1.) You listen to it before you go to sleep

2.) You have you favorite songs in Mp2, Mp3, wav, and midi format

3.) You know the name of the song by hearing the first ten seconds of the song

4.) You tell your friends that Minmei is a bigger pop star then Michael Jackson and your friends point at you and laugh and say “Ha Michael Jackson”

5.) You go to Japan just to buy the Robot Carnival soundtrack

6.) You have all the Sailor Moon CDs

7.) You go to Japan and the only anime soundtrack that you bought is the North American Sailor Moon CD

8.) Somebody asked you if you listen to Smashing Pumpkins and you ask them what anime did they do

9.) You buy a CD player just for those Ranma CDs, love that Doco

10.) You have arguments which female band is sexier Spice Girls, En Vogue, or Doco

11.) You can actually say which member of Doco sounds better (Megumi Hayashibara in my opinion)

12.) J-pop is next on your list

13.) Zip disk and Jaz disks filled with anime music that you downloaded (Griffin has zip and Inuyasha had Jaz)

14.) You download every version of Fly Me To the Moon (hehehe Griffin)

15.) You can tell the difference in all versions of Fly me to the Moon

16.) Your judgement on animes are based on the soundtrack

17.) 56k helps you download anime songs faster

18.) Everytime that you hear ya papa you can’t help but laugh

19.) Your working on creating MP7′s so your anime music will sound better

20.) When watching anime previews you are astonished and you say “Wow what a song I got to get that anime.” ex. “Touch My Heart” from Yohko 6 and “The advertisement song for Gunsmith Cats”

21.) You start to have a hard time understanding the lyrics to english songs

22.) You have ever worn-out a video tape at the intro. or credits

23.) You buy anime videos that really suck just for the music.

24.) You can fluently sing in Japanese, even though you can’t speak a word of it

25.) You already had all the music files in this web page before you ever heard of it

26.) You are listening to anime music while you are reading this list. (I swear, I was)

27.) You measure your Music storge space in GIG’s. -Grimm

28.) You buy a CD burner to Burn Mp3′s to CD and most likely never listen to them ever again because you found a better version. -Grimm

• You know that Thai food exists beyond phad Thai, green curry, and tom yum goong. You probably don’t even consider anything served in overseas restaurants “Thai” anyway.
• Nothing beats a hardcore session of back-cracking Thai massage when your tired
• The Soi dogs scare the crap out of you but you know you’re fine as long as you carry a stick with you.
• You don’t consider drinking in dorm rooms, living room, or basement partying.
• Your very long last name or your nickname (in English) tends to amaze people.
• You don’t mind drinking your soda out of a plastic bag
• You watch lakorn, despite how predictable they are. Slap that, slap her… slap her…
• You never underestimate the power of a 26 baht Sato.
• You bargain. Even if it’s already dirt cheap, you still bargain for the sake of it
• You love the king! Rao Ruk Nai Luang!
  (And curse all the motherf***ing ignorant bastards that don’t even know what the hell they’re saying on YouTube!)
• In April, you look forward to songkran – but NOT the heat.
• You look for the 4-round krueng prung on the table. You need your extra dose of chilli/sugar/vinegar/fish sauce to spice up your life
• Even though you don’t want to admit it; you know that she-boys could put real girls to shame
• For some reason you know that Tiger Woods is part Thai
• You’re sick of people asking you why you’re not dark, how much the red-light special costs, and “Thai? Thai-wan?”
• You still ride elephants or kwais over rice patties… NOT!
• You know the capital of Thailand isn’t Bangkok. It’s Krungtep. Krungtep Mahanakorn Amornratanakosin Mahintaramahadirok Noparatrachatani Burirom Udomrachaniwet Mahasatarn Umorn Vimarn Aowatarnsatit. (… or something like that)
• You know that nobody uses 25 salung or 50 satang coins. They’re useless. Nobody wants them – not even the ko tarns….
  … And it drives you crazy when some random cashier actually asks u for it (“12 baht 50 satang ka”)
  555, that’s how u laugh
• Seeing a family of four and their dog all piled on a motorbike doesn’t surprise you.
• You do your shopping in the market, not Marks & Spencer.
• You have seriously adjusted your notion of what constitutes “really good English”
• You understand why 555 is the new LOL.
• You know how to respond when someone asks “poot tai dai mai?”, “bai nai?” or “hew mai?”
• The word “soi dog” does not make you think of a vegetarian BBQ.
• You don’t bow to greet each other like in other Asian cultures but instead you “Wai”.
• You know a Tuk Tuk is actually pronounce “took took”
• You know if you ask for a soda in thailand you’d wind up with carbonated singha water.
• If you are holding a conversation with someone in Thai and spelling the words phonetically you sometimes have to think about what they mean because the word they spelt could mean like 10 different words. (example: kao = rice, white, or person)
• You know you have to have your head lower than someone who is older than you or someone who is important to show respect.
• You know that in Thailand there are High So’s … that are also referred to as the Bangkok Elite.
• You , your mom, and your grandmother are fans of Bird Thongchai McIntyre
• If you’re a guy and you see a hot girl you have to be careful because there’s a strong possibility.. that’s a man.
• You’re not hungry but you’re eating (for like the 12th time today)
• You know to stand in the theaters before a movie plays in honor of the King.
• Millions of people in yellow shirts doesnt make you flinch (just another Monday)
• Lame people make jokes about paying you for sex
• No matter what you eat, it’s not greasy or spicy enough.
• You don’t care if you are superior to all other Asians or not, because being Thai is just cool in itself.
• Your last name has a minimum of 15 letters.
• You own or you worked in a Thai restaurant.
• You’re proud to be Thai – and you pass these jokes on to all your Thai friends!