Colgate’s advertisement gone wrong.

Colgate’s advertisement gone wrong.

Laloo Prasad Yadav talks to his son.
Laloo: I want you to marry a girl of my choice
Son : “I want to choose my own bride”.
Laloo : “But the girl is Ambani’s daughter.”
Son : “Well, in that case…… Yes”
Next Laloo approaches Mukesh Ambani
Laloo : “I have a husband for your daughter.”
Ambani : “But my daughter is too young to marry.”
Laloo : “But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank.”
Ambani : “Ah, in that case…..Yes”
Finally Laloo goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Laloo : “I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president.”
President : “But I already have more vice-presidents than I need.”
Laloo : “But this young man is Ambani’s son-in-law.”
President : “Ah, in that case…….Yes.”
This is how business is done!!!
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Serena Williams cussed out Asian lineman disqualified from US Opens semi-final
Sep 12
Posted by asianjoke in Commentary, News | 1 Comment
The unseeded, unranked Clijsters reached the final by beating No. 2 Williams 6-4, 7-5 Saturday night.
With Williams serving at 5-6, 15-30 in the second set, she faulted on her first serve. On the second, the line judge called a foot fault, making it a double-fault. That made the score 15-40, giving Clijsters a match point. Williams went over and said something to the line judge, who reported it to the chair umpire. That led to the chair umpire awarding a point to Clijsters, ending the match.
Williams already had been given a code violation warning when she broke her racket after losing the first set.
According to CBS, this is what she said:
The only thing that is going down is the endorsement that companies put into Serena. Especially that giant “Spongebath” advertisement in the background. There goes your stocks!
Having to wait through the rain delay to watch the match, this left the average tennis fan an empty feeling after the game.
Video of Serena cussing out the line judge: