Vietnamese father keeps on saying that his kung fu skills are improving. Every time he gets into a stance, the baby falls backward and laughs.
Archive for September, 2009
Improved kung fu skills
Sep 18
Santa Singh Interview
Sep 18
Interviewer: Tell me the opposite of good.
Santa Singh: Bad.
Interviewer: Come.
Santa Singh: Go.
Interviewer: Ugly.
Santa Singh: Pichlli.
Interviewer: U G L Y?
Santa Singh: PICHLLY !!!!!!!
Interviewer: Shut Up.
Santa Singh: Keep Talking.
Interviewer: Get Out.
Santa Singh: Come In.
Interviewer: Oh my God.
Santa Singh: Oh your Devil.
Interviewer: You are Rejected.
Santa Singh: I am Selected.
Price of rice
Sep 17
Unfortunately, the price of rice has skyrocketed in recent years.
New TV
Sep 17
While visiting Santa’s house, Banta noticed that he had replaced his usual TV with a smaller model.
Thinking that perhaps the larger set has broken down, Banta asked why the small one was there.
“Oh,” Santa replied, “I have decided to watch less Tv.”
Fearing that her husband of four years would leave her for a younger woman, Mek Wok Kundor wants to to be married again for the 23rd time. Her current husband is 37 years old. However, he’s in rehab for drug related issues. If he comes out of rehab with another woman, then the centenarian has her eyes set on another man – who is 50 years old. But she hopes that it doesn’t have to come to that.
Other facts:
- Mek Wok Kundor lives in the northern village of the Terengganu state.
- She wants to be married so that she’s not lonely during the month of Ramadan – Muslim’s month of fasting.
- On average, each of her 22 marriages lasts about 4 years.
Her current husband, Mohammed Boor Che Musa, claims that he’s still deeply in love with her and that it’s “God’s Will” that the two are together. However, Wok wants to hear those romantic words directly from Mohammed and is willing to make the trip to Kuala Lumpur, where there rehab center is, to be near her husband – if she could find a ride.
I suggest that she uses this car service:
Malaysian taxi service
Source: CNN Malaysia
Sumo style grab
Sep 16
Dear Mr Bill Gates,
This letter is from Banta Singh from Punjab. We have bought a computer for our home and we encountered some problems, which I want to bring toyour notice.
1. After connecting to internet we planned to open e-mail account and whenever we fill the form in Hotmail in the password column, only ****** appears, but in the rest of the fields whatever we typed appears, but we face this problem only in password field.
We checked with hardware vendor Santa Singh and he said that there is no problem in keyboard. Because of this we open the e-mail account with password *****.
I request you to check this as we ourselves do not know what the password is.
2. We are not able to enter anything after we click the ‘shut down ‘button.
3. There’s a button ‘start’ but there is no “stop” button. We request you to check this.
4. We find there is ‘Run’ in the menu. One of my friend clicked ‘run’ has ran up to Amritsar! So, we request you to change that to “sit”, so that we can click that by sitting.
5. One doubt is that any ‘re-scooter’ available in system? As I find only ‘re-cycle’, but I own a scooter at my home.
6. There is ‘Find’ button but it is not functioning the right way. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot for tracing the key with this ‘ find’,but not able to trace. Is it a bug??
7. Every night I am not sleeping as i have to protect my ‘mouse’ from CAT, So i suggest u to provide one DOG to protect from the cat.
8. Please confirm when u are going to give me money for winning ‘HEARTS’ (playing cards in games) and when are you coming to my home to collect ur money.
9. My child learned ‘Microsoft word’ now he wants to learn ‘Microsoftsentence’, so when u will provide that?
10. Hey, I brought computer, cpu, mouse and keypad there is only one icon with ‘MY Computer’, where is remaining ?
11. And in ‘MY Pictures’ there is not even single photo of mine, So when u will keep my photo in that.
Thanks
Banta Singh…
Lin Chi-ling
Sep 16
Lin Chi-ling (Chinese: 林志玲; pinyin: Lín Zhì Líng, born November 29, 1974, in Taipei, Taiwan), is a Taiwanese model. She is the official spokesperson for China Airlines, appearing in company commercials and calendars. Some of the nicknames given to her include: Bing QiLin (冰淇淋) (“ice-cream”), ChiLing, Ling-Ling, and Chiling Lin.
Chicken fried rice
Sep 15
I didn’t know that there is a difference between fake and real chicken? Must be a new meat.