There was once a Indian and an Pakistani who lived next door to each other. The Indian owned a hen and each morning would look in his garden and pick up one of his hen’s eggs for breakfast.
One day he looked into his garden and saw that the hen had laid an egg in the Pakistani’s garden. He was about to go next door when he saw the Pakistani pick up the egg. The Indian ran up to the Pakistani and told him that the egg belonged to him because he owned the hen. The Pakistani disagreed because the egg was laid on his property.
They argued for a while until finally the Indian said, “In my family we normally solve disputes by the following actions: I kick you in the balls and time how long it takes you to get back up, then you kick me in the balls and time how long it takes for me to get up, who ever gets up quicker wins the egg.”
The Pakistani agreed to this and so the Indian found his heaviest pair of boots and put them on, he took a few steps back, then ran toward the Pakistani and kicked as hard as he could in the balls. The Pakistani fell to the floor clutching his nuts howling in agony for 30 minutes.
Eventually the Pakistani stood up and said, “Now it’s my turn to kick you.”
The Indian said, “Keep the damn egg!”
Cops busting into a Queens apartment expecting to find the remains of dead rotting bodies, but instead found Ming Li Sung living among garbage inside his apartment.
Serena Williams cussed out Asian lineman disqualified from US Opens semi-final
Sep 12
Posted by asianjoke in Commentary, News | 1 Comment
The unseeded, unranked Clijsters reached the final by beating No. 2 Williams 6-4, 7-5 Saturday night.
With Williams serving at 5-6, 15-30 in the second set, she faulted on her first serve. On the second, the line judge called a foot fault, making it a double-fault. That made the score 15-40, giving Clijsters a match point. Williams went over and said something to the line judge, who reported it to the chair umpire. That led to the chair umpire awarding a point to Clijsters, ending the match.
Williams already had been given a code violation warning when she broke her racket after losing the first set.
According to CBS, this is what she said:
The only thing that is going down is the endorsement that companies put into Serena. Especially that giant “Spongebath” advertisement in the background. There goes your stocks!
Having to wait through the rain delay to watch the match, this left the average tennis fan an empty feeling after the game.
Video of Serena cussing out the line judge: