Nov 16
Look at this vivid color and pattern of a black and red dinosaur, it is just for you!! Red and black color hat is decorated with many red spinous ornaments, looks like a dinosaur’s hard stings. Round-shaped hat is connected with a long tail measures 23″ long. And it is very easy to wear. Take this and make a roar from ancient age!
Nov 16
An American, a Japanese, and a Chinese were sitting naked in the sauna.
Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The American pressed his forearm and the beeping stopped. The others looked at him questioningly.
“That’s my pager,” he said, “I have a microchip under the skin of my arm.”
A few minutes later a phone rang. The Japanese lifted his palm to his ear.When he finished he explained, “That’s my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand.”
The Chinese felt low-tech and inferior. He didn’t know what to do to be as impressive as the American & the Japanese. He decided to take a break in the toilet. When he returned, he didn’t realize that there was a piece of toilet paper got stuck and hanging from his ass.
The others raised their eyebrows and said, “Wow! What’s that?”
Instead to be embarrassed, inspiration struck his mind. The Chinese explained, “I’m getting a FAX.”