Nov 10
A woman was wondering why she hadn’t had sex in 5 months.
So her friend told her to go and see a Chinese sex doctor.
When she got there he told here to take off all her clothes and crawl to the other end of the room and back.
As she was crawling back towards the doctor, he said “Oh yes… I see the problem now”
“What is it”, replied the woman.
“Your face look like your ass” said the doctor.
Nov 9
Nov 9
While in China , a man is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom all the time he is there.
A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple spots. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like this before, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days for the results.
The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor says, ‘I’ve got bad news for you, you’ve contracted Mongolian VD. It’s very rare and almost unheard of here, we know very little about it.’
The man looks a little perplexed and says, ‘Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, Doc.’
The doctor answers, ‘I’m sorry, there’s no known cure. We’re going to have to amputate your penis.’
The man screams in horror, ‘Absolutely not! I want a second opinion.’
The doctor replies, ‘Well, it’s your choice. Go ahead, if you want but surgery is your only choice.’
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he’ll know more about the disease. The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims, ‘Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vewy ware disease.’
The guy says to the doctor, ‘Yeah, yeah, I already know that but what can we do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis!’
The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs. ‘Stupid American Docttah, always want to opawate. Make more money dat way. No need to amputate!’
Oh, Thank God!’ the man replies.
‘Yes,’ says the Chinese doctor, ‘wait two weeks. Faw off by itself!’
Nov 8
It’s definitely shape like one… I don’t know what else to say.
Jackie Chan must be advertising for this new sushi restaurant…. hope he can finish that one piece.
Nov 4
Photos of an annual Baby-crying contest in Tokyo. The event is thought to bring good health, with Japanese babies face off against each other in matches to see who can cry the loudest.
Nov 3
Students from a rural Chinese village have to take a treacherous journey to school on school days…
Nov 3
Thai’s supermodel who transitioned to fame as a singer.
This is an excellent use of the Great Wall of China.
Korean farmers with 85 satelite dishes
Nov 3
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Lee Si-kap, a farmer living in Yeongju, owns more satellite dishes than any other South Korean… 85 of them, and receiving 1,500 satellite television channels from more than 100 countries.
Besides being an addictive hobby, the Antenna Man’s obsession actually helps the local community, especially for poor foreign brides living in rural South Korea, so they can receive broadcasts from their home countries.
According to stats, 4 out of 10 women who married in rural communities last year were foreign born.
Source: New York Times