Chang Man Yong works on a collective farm in North Korea. He goes fishing, gets lucky, and brings a fish home. Happy about his catch, he tells his wife: “Look what I’ve got. Shall we eat fried fish today?”
The wife says: “We’ve got no cooking oil!”
“Shall we stew it, then?”
“We’ve got no pot!”
“Shall we grill it?”
“We’ve got no firewood!”
Chang Man Yong gets angry, goes back to the river, and throws the fish back into the water. The fish, happy to have had such a narrow escape, sticks its head out of the water and cheerfully yells: “Long live General Kim Jong Il!”
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#1 by manish01 on December 10, 2009 - 6:59 am
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Raj: “Good Evening, old man. Thought I’d drop in and see you about the umbrella you borrowed from me last week.”
Prem: “I’m sorry, but I lent it to a friend of mine.
Were you wanting it?”
Raj: “Well, not for myself, but the fellow I borrowed it from says the owner wants it.”
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