Archive for March 9th, 2010

We all talked to this guy…and now a picture of him…

Mujibar was trying to get a job in India. The Personnel Manager said, ‘Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one. Unless you pass it   ,   you cannot qualify for this job.’

Mujibar said, ‘I am ready.’

The manager said, ‘Make a sentence using the words   Yellow, Pink, and   Green .’ Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said,’Mister manager, I am ready.’

The manager said, ‘Go ahead.’

Mujibar said, ‘The telephone goes   green, green , and I   pink it up, and say,   Yellow , this is Mujibar.’

Mujibar now works at a  call center.

No doubt you have spoken to him.

I know I have.

Police lessons

New recruits are trained to be able to withstand 500 pounds of concrete being whacked on their heads at this police academy.