In one of Oprah Winfrey's talk shows, a survey was conducted among her audience. Since the subject was about ghosts she started asking her audience these survey questions:
Oprah: How many of you have seen a ghost? Please stand up!
Amazingly, about 20 people stood up.
Oprah: Wow , isn't that really phenomenal? And now for the next question- For you guys standing up - how many of you have actually spoke to a ghost?
About five stayed standing up.
Oprah: (At this point, really getting tremendously excited!) Wow, imagine that? These people actually spoke to a ghost. And now for the last question, how many of you five guys have actually made love to a ghost?
Four guys sat down except one, at the last row of seats. The crowd exploded.
Oprah: May we call the gentleman to come to the stage please!
At this the cameras focused on an aging old man and guess what, a Filipino guy.
Oprah: Wow, that was unbelievable: Sir may we know who you are?
Top Gun: My name is Topacio Mamaril - Top Gun for short.
Oprah: What do you do and where are you from?
Top: I am a retired Navy man , am living in upstate New York and am a farmer by trade.
Oprah: Interesting! So, you really made love to a ghost?
Top: (somewhat irked) What ghost? I thought you said GOAT!
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