Why do Indians smell? (submitted by: Foyf )
- So blind people can hate them too
What do the average Indian weigh? (submitted by: Foyf )
- Sweets
Why is Delhi a male city (Maha Nagar) and Bombay a female city (Maha Nagri)? (submitted by: TejasMehta@aol.com)
- Because Delhi has Qutab Minar and Bombay has Gateway of India.
What does INTERNET stand for? (submitted by:TejasMehta@aol.com)
- Indians Networking To Ensure Raillery Now En Then.

What do you call a smart Indian? (submitted by:TejasMehta@aol.com)
- A: Indigenous.
Q: Why is India a banana republic? (submitted by:TejasMehta@aol.com)
- Because the politicians keeps chanting, "Hame ye banana hai, wo banana hai!