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The Saint And The Hunter

By: asianjoke.com

A saadhu (saint) and a shikaari (hunter) meet in a forest. The shikaari sees a bird and shoots. 

He misses and exclaims: "Behanchood! I missed". 

The saadhu says killing animals is wrong as it is and using dirty language when not succeeding makes it worse. After some time the shikaari sees a deer and shoots.

 He misses again and shouts: "Lund saalaa! phir sae missed" 

The saadhu warns him: "If you use such crass language again. I will call upon the Gods to curse you." 

This time the hunter spots an elephant at ten meters range. He shoots and still misses and cries out: "Gaanduu! Missed even this." 

The saint loses his tolerance and prays: "O God. This man has sinned thrice in front of a saint, despite warnings. Take him away." 

"Thooom!" There is a lightning bolt from the sky and the saadhu is vaporised. Awestruck, the shikaari looks towards the sky and hears a thunder "Bhoonsadiwaalae! I missed too."

 

 

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