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Today's Headlines
By: Anonymous
- India wins Cricket match; 120 people die of shock
- Bihar sold to Pakistan; Resulted In an unrelated incident: Literacy
soars up to 86% in India and in another interesting incident Pakistan's
literacy rate also increases by 50 %.
- Population Statistics: 42% - Literate, 58%- Politicians.
- Flood in Bihar; 2 die of thirst.
- India wins Gold in India versus Rest Of India Games
- Poverty to be eradicated in India using Virtual Reality Software.
- Laloo to be made National Animal.
- Ramar Pillai produces Pottasium Permanganate from rice, water, a
stick and some Pottasium Permanganate.
- No bombings in Kashmir today
- Suit filed holding Sharad pawar responsible for Battle of
Panipat,1526.
- Doctorate conferred on Jayalalitha for completing 2 months in Jail
- Death penalty upheld for Attempted Suicide victim.
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