Top Ten Indian Situations

10. You have named your son as 'Baba' and your daughter as 'Ratna'.[Baba and Ratna are two popular Zarda (tobacco) brands, in India]

9. You are getting too many offers to act in Dracula films.

8. You threatened to kill the PAAN SHOP guy for giving you a 'meetha' (sweet) Paan instead of a Zarda (tobacco) Paan.

7. When there are no Paan shops around, you climb an Eucalyptus tree and start chewing the leaves.

6. Customs people start inspecting your tooth cavities for smuggled goods.

5. Western folks stare at you and ask what dye you used for your teeth?

4. Buffaloes stare at you and wonder why you are also ruminating like them.

3. You accidentally spat on the guy in the Tinopal dress, going for an interview, and he beat the hell out of you.

2. You have been caned in Singapore for littering the streets.

1. Your wife/girl-friend insists that you kiss her on her cheeks.