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- Say open or close the light.
- Say chok-o-late instead of chocolate.
- Say Hullo instead of Hello.
- Say Vot instead of What.
- Everything you eat is sautéed in garlic, onion, chili and tomatoes.
- Try and reuse gift wrappers, gift boxes, and of course aluminum foil.
- You try to eject food particles from between your teeth by pressing
your tongue against them and making a peculiar noise like, tshick, tschick,
tschick or pphht.
- Nibble at a toothpick like dessert.
- Say hello by simply raising your eyebrow.
- Automatically shorten peoples name even though they are already
short. Know some one named either, bobby, inky, pinky, chinky, or tinku.
- Are standing next to the two largest size suitcases at the airport.
- Arrive one or two hours late to a party - and think it's the norm.
- Snap your fingers while dancing in a group.