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Chinese Barbie Song
By: asianjoke.com
Hiya lang lui!
Hi lang jai!
Want to ride in my Honda?
Sure lang jai!
Jump in!
*I'm a Chinese girl, in a Chinese world
Eating wonton, it's perfection
I have light brown hair, Sanrio everywhere
Frustration, in my generation.
Come on bb, let's go drink tea.
I'm a Chinese girl, in a Chinese world
Playing mahjong, nothing is wrong
I have tons of flares, tight shirts everywhere
Looking cocky, just can't stop me.
I'm Chinese, Asian girl, in a white-people world
Egg foo young, just for fun, I do laundry.
You're so tall, Chinese doll, eat some jook and chow mein,
No FOBS here, egg rolls there, fortune cookie.
Eat cha siu, eat bok choi, you can say I love Sam's club.
Repeat *
Come on bb, let's go drink tea.
Ai ai ai yah.
Come on bb, let's go drink tea.
Ooh ooh
Make me cook, make me clean, do whatever is mean
I can do some kung-fu, I have loads of bamboo.
Come jump in, let's play pool, cruise around just again,
Look and stare, dye your hair, rent some movies.
Gung jai mein, I'm jook seng, I go to the library
Bot paw girls are so jean, you can say I grow string beans.
Repeat*
Oh, that guy, kui tai mut gwai?
Well lang lui, I'll use my martial arts.
Oh I love you lang jai! |
