| A LA CARTE
| DINNER COMBINATIONS
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| $2.69 each
| Includes Smeg Roll and Fortune Nookie
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| Cum Drop Soup
| 1. Goo In Hand..............$9.69 |
| Fresh every 2.7 days
| For those dining alone |
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| Pee Yu Platter
| 2. Goo Wee Chick............$6.99 |
| Clothes pins extra
| Sloppy seconds no extra charge |
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| Hoo Flung Poo
| 3. Cum Too Soon..............$6.99 |
| Napkins and raincoats provided
| Order early, these go fast |
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| Suc Sum Tit
| 4. Suc Mi Wang..............$6.99 |
| Children's Special
| Traditional Chinese Meatloaf |
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| Yung Poon Tang
| 5. Sum Dum Chick............$4.69 |
| No take out orders
| You get what you pay for |
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| LUNCHEON SPECIALS
| 6. Fuc Mei Slo..............$6.69 |
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| Not available after 10:00 PM |
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| Sum Yung Chick........$6.99
| 7. Lik Mi Clit..............$6.99 |
| Different and Delicious
| A Lip Smacking Oriental Delicacy |
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| Won Hung Lo...........$6.99
| 8. Cho Kon It...............$9.99 |
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| Not For The Light Throated |
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| Sum Dum Fuc...........$9.69
| 9. Fuc Sum Now..............$6.99 |
| Same As #1 But With Extra Sauce
| For Those In A hurry |
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| Chu Sum Twat..........$16.99
| 10. Wai Tu Yung..............$4.99 |
| Dinner For Parties Of 3 Or More
| Not Available On School Nights |
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| Suc Mi Pork...........$9.69
| 11. Tung Sum Chick...........$8.99 |
| Chef's Special
| Chef's Special |
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| Fuc Yu Man............$6.69
| 12. Sum Gulp Cum.............$9.69 |
| Speciality of The House
| Low Cal Diet Special |
