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The Pussy Had Turned Vegetarian

By: Anonymous

An old mouse chanced to see a cat wearing a few beads round her neck.

"Ah," said the mouse with joy, "that cat has turned vegetarian."

Thereupon, he brought his offspring along to pay a call on the cat to express their gratitude. No sooner had they appeared than the cat gave a deep howl and devoured several mice in rapid succession. The old mouse turned tail in the nick of time and made good his escape. 

Sticking out his tongue, he cried: "My, my! That pussy is even more ferocious after turning vegetarian."

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