They said imitation is the best form of flattery, but I wonder what Microsoft executives have to say about this.
Michaelsoft Bindows
Mar 12
Family
Mar 11
Apparently this couple didn’t get the memo on one-child-per-couple.
Chubby
Mar 10
He should be outside getting some exercise instead of talking on the phone all day.
Mujibar was trying to get a job in India. The Personnel Manager said, ‘Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one. Unless you pass it , you cannot qualify for this job.’
Mujibar said, ‘I am ready.’
The manager said, ‘Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink, and Green .’ Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said,’Mister manager, I am ready.’
The manager said, ‘Go ahead.’
Mujibar said, ‘The telephone goes green, green , and I pink it up, and say, Yellow , this is Mujibar.’
Mujibar now works at a call center.
No doubt you have spoken to him.
I know I have.
Police lessons
Mar 9
New recruits are trained to be able to withstand 500 pounds of concrete being whacked on their heads at this police academy.
Workaholics
Mar 8
We even have a book for what we do every day.
Hello kitty got arrested
Mar 7
Hello Kitty! got arrested in front of the bank.
Poor of fashion sense
Mar 6
Either he’s poor or he has a poor fashion sense.
Shopping for furniture
Mar 5
The man and his family recently built a new house. The furniture just arrived.
Mudslide
Mar 3
These guys are having too much fun in their underwears.
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