var quotenumber = 6 ;
var randomnumber = Math.random() ;
var rand1 = Math.round( (quotenumber-1) * randomnumber) + 1 ;
url5="http://www.asianjoke.com/funpage/asian_relatives.htm#answer";
quotes = new Array
quotes[1] = "<img src=http://www.asianjoke.com/funpage/gorilla1.gif><p><font color=red size = 6>Uncle Ted</font></p>"
quotes[2] = "<img src=http://www.asianjoke.com/funpage/gorilla2.gif><p><font color=red size = 6>Aunt Mary</font></p>"
quotes[3] = "<img src=http://www.asianjoke.com/funpage/orang1.gif><p><font color=red size = 6>Cousin Larry</font></p>"
quotes[4] = "<img src=http://www.asianjoke.com/funpage/orang2.gif><p><font color=red size = 6>Sister Mai</font></p>"
quotes[5] = "<img src=http://www.asianjoke.com/funpage/monkey.gif><p><font color=red size = 6>Brother John</font></p>"
quotes[6] = "<img src=http://www.asianjoke.com/funpage/monkey2.gif><p><font color=red size = 6>Your twin brother, Ken</font></p>"
var quote = quotes[rand1]


document.write(quote);