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30 Signs You're A FOB
By: Anonymous
- You have a nickname like Pinto, Bunty, Bunny, Dolly, or Penny.
- Your last name is longer than ten letters, i.e. Chandraprakash or
Subramanian.
- You get high off butter chicken and/or mango frooti.
- Your gang's name is the Fob Squad or Fobby By Nature.
- Your gang's uniform is a Michael Jackson T-shirt with Rambo pants.
- Your top pick-up line is "Just have your mummy call my mummy baby, it
isbeing all good."
- You use a whole bottle of hair gel whenever you leave the house.
- At clubs, you're overheard saying, "So what if my mummy picks out
myclothes, you know this gear is fly baby!" (for guys)
- You wear tight-ass jeans. (for girls)
- You have to jack up your pants to get them tight. (for girls)
- You have a mustache. (for guys and girls)
- You are a pencil-bearded Malu.
- Your the captain and sole member of your school's cricket team.
- You play the sitar and/or tabla three hours everyday.
- You go to Rutgers University or the University of Maryland at CollegePark.
- You wear a turban, with a chin-strap.
- You're a fake DJ.
- You leave you're top three buttons undone to showoff your chest hairs and
gold chains.
- People can smell your imitation Drakkar Noir from miles away.
- You play Aantakshri.
- You go on America Online to pick up guys or girls.
- You work at an Indian grocery store or jewelry store to meet girls.
- You got a nose-ring, watched "Kama Sutra," or smoke bedis in
order to "keep it real."
- Trying to assimilate into American society, you changed your name to LeRoy
Jenkins from Ramandeep Jitinder Sandhu Akash.
- You wear a kurta pajama at clubs.
- Anyone you don't like is a "bloody idiot" or a
"bastard."
- You have posters of Salman Khan all over your room.
- You nod your head the same way for yes and no.
- You're favorite expression is "VOH!"
- Instead of saying something's the bomb, you say, "That was
awesome "thing man!"
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