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Asian Chicks Test
By: asianjoke.com
If an Asian girl was really Asian, she...
- be wearing platforms
- be wearing flares
- has one of those fake-ass voices on the phone
- carries a big-ass purse
- carries hella pictures of her homies in the purse
- knows everybody in town
- thinks she knows about cars, but really don't
- always be fiending for "pho"
- lies about her age when y'all first meet
- thinks she knows how to drive
- talks hella fast on your voice mail
- has a 800 or 888 number
- shares a 800 or 888 with her homies
- carries a pager for the time
- has money but is hella cheap when it comes to paying
- has taken studio pictures more than 7 times a month
- wears a(n) Nautica, Tommy, Polo, Nike, or Adidas jacket
- wears those fake-ass leather jackets
- is seen every week at the mall
- wear tight see-through shirts
- never goes anywhere without at least her homie or her cousin
- seems to be cousins with all the females in town
- drives hella crazy... cuz she can't reach the pedal all the way
- thinks she's fat... when she's like a little toothpick
- likes it when peeps tell her she's cute... cuz she conceited
- brings hundred lbs. of make-up in her purse
- carries a back-pack to the mall after school... like she's a school girl
- wants to get color contacts to look good
- is always talking about "Asian Pride"
- is always reppin her nationality
- knows cities as their area code rather than the name
- calls a city by ?-town or ?-side
- if she's a good girl... has strict ass parents
- if she's a bad girl... goes out every night
- used to be a thug/gangsta girl
- loves to karaoke with her homegirls
- can't sing when she's with her man
- can write hella nice
- writes "sorry so sloppy" on every letter
- dislikes Mariah Carey's racist ass
- dislikes Hilfiger's racist ass
- dislikes DiCaprio's gay ass
- dislikes Ma$e's retarded ass
- dislikes Russians' stank asses
- watches Days of our Lives
- watches guys play b-ball
- thinks she can play b-ball
- plays b-ball without shoes... cuz she only has platforms
- if her natural hair color is nothing but a faint memory in the past
- rather be single than go with a white-boy
- freaks at every dance
- booty shakes at every dance
- if she's a good girl... loves lil' kids
- if she's a bad girl... loves to hate lil' kids
- wants an Integra GS-R... cuz every girl does
- asks every guy she knows for a ride to everywhere
- calls everyone to get a ride
- pages everyone with "good night" when they go to sleep
- pages everyone with her number... just to say hi
- loves money... regardless who's it is
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