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You Know You're an Asian Montrealer If:
- You don't live in Montreal (Ville St-Laurent, Brossard, etc.).
- You tell your girlfriend that you buy Import Tuner for the cars.
- You shovel the snow at the last minute to make it to a party.
- For some reason, you always ask girls out to movies on
- You lose your friends at parties because everybody dresses the
- You take ages to finish a game at the 1.00$ pool tables.
- You rack, break, re-rack when it's 8$ / hour pool.
- You carry an over-sized purse across your chest.
- You believe that Apex stands for Asian Pride Exhibitionism.
- You use the Concordia Library to scope out Asian chicks, even if you don't go to school.
- You run down to Daniel Amusement as soon as class ends to play silly arcade games.
- Your summer car is a lowered, tricked-out, nitrous oxide enhanced
- Your winter car is a used shit box from the mid 80's that's held together with duct tape.
- You never notice spelling errors on party flyers.
- You think being a flyer boy definitely makes you a chick magnet.
- You show off your "amazing" Fido or PCS by hanging it on your belt-clip.
- Because it'll "really" impress the chicks.
- You wait for movies to come out at Palace.
- You pick the worst possible ring tone for your Nokia (ROBO N1X, Mozart 40, Polka).
- You think that the cheap ass gray Startac 3000 is just as good as the expensive black one.
- But, you'll still buy a leather pouch to cover it so it looks like the black one.
- You boast about how many 8's you have in your license plate, phone number, address, postal code.
- The only way you'll ever touch a Porsche is becoming a valet boy.
- The dealers at the Casino know you by name.
- You've been locked in or out of New Dynasty.
- You wish that you can use the Shogun kit in winter.
- You hang Chinese knick-knacks on your rear view mirror.
- You want to name your future child: Momo, Mugen, Nos, Akimoto or HKS.
- You go to school dressed as if you're going out.
- You despise M.C. Mario cause he is the white devil.
- You love DJ. Quest because he's Buddhist.
- You and your peeps hang around school long after class ended.
- You play snooker when you've hardly mastered pool.
- You're constantly pulled over for your illegal tints.
- You've mastered the art of driving across the bridge drunk after a party.
- You'll only check your coat if they make you.
- Because of fights, clubs refuse to serve beer bottles at Asian parties.
- Even the shooter glasses are in plastic!
- You've been in some way part of a fashion show.
- You've broken the record on how many people you can fit into your
- The only fresh air in a club is near the bathrooms.