Chinese Short Jokes

By: asianjoke.com

• What is a cloak?
  • The mating call of a Chinese toad.
• Why was the cannibal looking peeky?
  • Because he'd just eaten a Chinese dog.
• Where do Chinese vampires come from?
  • Fanghai.
• A group of Chinamen who were on safari in Africa came across a pride of lions. "Oh look," said one of the lions. "A Chinese takeaway."

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