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Confucius says (III):
By: asianjoke.com
- Woman who cooks beans and peas in same pot very unsanitary.
- Baseball very funny game--man with 4 balls no can walk!!
- Woman who dance while wearing jock strap have make believe ballroom.
- Woman who fly plane upside down have crackup.
- Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.
- Secretary not permanent, till screwed on desk.
- A girl's best asset is her 'lie'ability.
- Support bacteria -- it's the only culture some people have!
- Man who argue with wife all day get no peace at night. (hehehe - ^v^)
- Man who run behind car get exhausted.
- Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger.
- Man with athletic finger make broad jump.
- He who fishes in another man's well often catches crab.
- Man who speaks with forked tongue should not kiss balloons.
- Man who lose key to apartment not get new key.
- He who sitteth on an upturned tack shall surely rise.
- Even the greatest of whales is helpless in middle of desert.
- Wash your face in the morning, neck at night.
- He who eats too many prunes, sits on toilet many moons.
- Elevator smell different to midget.
- Man who lay woman on ground have piece on earth
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