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Confucius Says (IV):
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"Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time."
- "Man trapped in
pantry have ass in jam."
- "Virgin like balloon . . . one prick, all
gone."
- "Baseball wrong . . . man with four balls cannot walk!"
- "Work to become, not to acquire."
- "Baby conceived in automatic car shiftless bastard."
- "A bird in
hand makes hard to blow nose."
- "Find old man in dark, not hard!"
- "Man who smoke pot choke on handle."
- "Ok for shit to happen . . . will decompose."
- "Man who put head
on Rail Road track to listen for train likely to end up with splitting headache."
- "Sailor who gets discharged from navy leave buddies behind."
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"Secretary becomes permanent fixture when screwed on desk."
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"Don't drink and park, accidents cause people."
- "He who crosses
the ocean twice without washing is a dirty double crosser."
- "Man who
tell one to many light bulb jokes soon burn out!"
- "It takes many nails
to build crib, but one screw to fill it."
- "Never raise hands to angry
child, it leave groin exposed."
- "Woman who cooks carrots and peas in
same pot is unsanitary."
- "Man who fart in church sit in his own
pew!"
- "Man who eat many prunes, sit on toilet many moons."
- "Confucius say too God damn much!"
- "Those who quote me are fools."
- "Man who drive like hell bound to get there!"
- "Man who keep feet
firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants!"
- "Man who stand on
toilet is high on pot!" "Man who sit on tack get point!"
- "Man who runs behind car gets exhausted!"
- "Man who jump off cliff
jump to conclusion!"
- "War not determine who's right, war determines
who's left."
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