Pokemon Jokes
By: Anonymous
 Why did the pokémon
trainer hide under your bed?
So he could pikachu in the night!
How do you get a
pikachu onto a train?
You pokémon !
What do you get if
you put a parrot into a washing machine?
A poliwhirl !
Why did all the
cutlery stick to the Pokémon trainer?
Because he he had a magneton
Where does a full
grown Snorlax sit?
Anywhere it wants to!
What do Hitmonlee&Hitmonchan
have in common?
They're both hitmans!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Squirtle!
Squirtle who?
Not me!
(Squirtle = Squirt on)
Why is the surfing
Pikachu all Wrinkly?
Its in the Water too long!
What's Meowth's
favorite snack?
Pay Day!
How do you get James
on the bus?
Pok*im*on!!
What is Pikachu's
favorite food?
Pepperoni Pika!
What is Pikachu's
favorite pie?
Pikan pie
What Pokémon is
most likely to have a brother?
Slowbro
What is the saddest
pokémon?
Pikablu
What do you get when you
cross pikachu with haunter?
Pikaboo
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