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Pokemon Jokes

By: Anonymous

  Why did the pokémon trainer hide under your bed?

So he could pikachu in the night!

  How do you get a pikachu onto a train?

You pokémon !

  What do you get if you put a parrot into a washing machine?

A poliwhirl !

  Why did all the cutlery stick to the Pokémon trainer?

Because he he had a magneton

  Where does a full grown Snorlax sit?

Anywhere it wants to!

  What do Hitmonlee&Hitmonchan have in common?

They're both hitmans!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Squirtle!
Squirtle who?
Not me!
(Squirtle = Squirt on)

  Why is the surfing Pikachu all Wrinkly?

Its in the Water too long!

  What's Meowth's favorite snack?

Pay Day!

  How do you get James on the bus?

Pok*im*on!!

  What is Pikachu's favorite food?

Pepperoni Pika!

  What is Pikachu's favorite pie?

Pikan pie

  What Pokémon is most likely to have a brother?

Slowbro

  What is the saddest pokémon?

Pikablu

What do you get when you cross pikachu with haunter? 

Pikaboo

 

 

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