Quickies

How do Chinese name their kids?
- They throw pots and pans down the stairs *Ping, pong,pang*
Did you hear about the Chinese girl who won the lottery?
- She has one fortunate cookie...
What do you call a Filipino Contortionist
- A manila folder.
What do you call a Filipino walking a poodle?
- A Gourmet
How do you Filipino
- The same way you Pakistani.
What's the difference between a pot of lobsters and a group of Japanese tourists who've just been run over by a steamroller?
- There's no difference, they're all crustaceans ("crushed Asians").
What's yellow and goes "cheep, cheep"?
- A Chinese prostitute.
What do you get if you cross a Black whore with a Chinese?
- A maid that sucks your shirts.
What do you get when you cross an Abo with a Chinaman?
- A car thief who can't drive.
What do you call a fat Chinaman?
- A Chunk.
What is the title of the new Vietnamese cookbook
- 100 Ways to Cook Your Dog
What did the mongoloid say to his dog?
- Down syndrome!!
What do a lobster and an Asian run over by a steam roller
have in common?
- They're both "crushed-asians"
What do you call a Chinese person who's overweight?
- Wei Wan Tan (weigh one ton)
What do you call a Chinese male prostitute?
- Gee Goh Low ( gigolo )