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Confucius Says (V):
- Baby conceived on back seat of car with automatic transmission grow up to
be a shiftless bastard.
- Man who lay girl on hill not on level.
- He who fishes in another man's well often catches crab.
- Wife who put man in dog house find him in cat house.
- Man who farts in church sits alone in pew.
- Boy who go to bed with sex problem wake up with solution in hand.
- Woman who cooks carrots and peas in same pot very unsanitary.
- Kotex not best thing on earth, but next to best thing.
- Man who marries a girl with no bust has right to feel low down.
- Man with athletic finger make broad jump.
- Squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts.
- Seven days on honeymoon make one hole weak.
- Modern house without toilet uncanny.
- Woman who springs on inner-spring this spring, gets off-spring next spring
- Nail on board is not good as screw on bench.
- Short man who dance with tall woman get bust in mouth.
- Man who lay woman on ground has peace on earth.
- Man who sleep on railroad tracks wake up with split personality.
- Baseball very strange game. How can man with 4 balls walk?
- Woman who go to man's apartment for snack may get tit bit.
- Man who kisses girl's behind, gets crack in face.
- Woman who spends much time on bedspring, may have offspring.
- Passionate kiss like spider web: lead to undoing of fly.
- Man and mouse alike, both end up in pussy.
- Man who get kicked in testicles left holding bag.
- Man who sucks nipples make clean breast of things.
- Man who fights with wife all day, gets no peace at night.
- Man who snatches kisses when young, kisses snatches when old.
- Wife who slides down banister makes monkey shine.
- Virginity like balloon, one prick and it is all gone.
- Girl who douches with vinegar walk around with sour puss.
- Woman who flies upside-down have crack up.
- He who sneezes without a handkerchief takes matters into his own hands.
- Man who have head up ass, have shitty outlook on life.
- Man who have hand in pocket not just jingling change.
- A streaker is someone who is unsuited for his work.
- He who make oral love to epileptic woman may get tongue-tied.
- He who make love to exhaust pipe of car have hot rod.
- Epileptic woman who give blow-job may bite big one.
- Sleepy man who stand behind car get exhausted.
- Sleepy man who stand in front of car get tired.
- Man who go to bed with itchy ass, wakes up with smelly fingers.
- Man who stand on toilet, must be high on pot.
- Man who have hand in pockets, not crazy, just feeling nuts.