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Top 10 Signs You Are In A McDojo
By: Anonymous
- You instructor has a Grandmasters Certificate. In Crayon.
- The Senior Assistant Instructor is a 4 year old black belt.
- The sign in the window says the school trains in more than 10 martial
arts.
- It's a Korean art.
- Your instructor tries to sell you Amway products.
- While examining the schools tournament trophies, you find 3 for spelling
bees.
- Reading the contract for the school is considered a kata (and a long one
at that).
- No one sweats.
- While at a tournament, your opponent finds out who your teacher is and
high-fives his teacher.
- When paying for your belt examinations, the instructor asks: "Do you
want fries with that?"
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