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Top 10 Signs You Are In A McDojo

By: Anonymous

  1. You instructor has a Grandmasters Certificate. In Crayon.
  2. The Senior Assistant Instructor is a 4 year old black belt.
  3. The sign in the window says the school trains in more than 10 martial arts.
  4. It's a Korean art.
  5. Your instructor tries to sell you Amway products.
  6. While examining the schools tournament trophies, you find 3 for spelling bees.
  7. Reading the contract for the school is considered a kata (and a long one at that).
  8. No one sweats.
  9. While at a tournament, your opponent finds out who your teacher is and high-fives his teacher.
  10. When paying for your belt examinations, the instructor asks: "Do you want fries with that?"
 

 

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