You instructor has a Grandmasters Certificate. In Crayon.
The Senior Assistant Instructor is a 4 year old black belt.
The sign in the window says the school trains in more than 10 martial arts.
It's a Korean art.
Your instructor tries to sell you Amway products.
While examining the schools tournament trophies, you find 3 for spelling bees.
Reading the contract for the school is considered a kata (and a long one at that).
No one sweats.
While at a tournament, your opponent finds out who your teacher is and high-fives his teacher.
When paying for your belt examinations, the instructor asks: "Do you want fries with that?"

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