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Why Asian Women Should Hang With Asian Men
By: asianjoke.com
- We know martial arts, and if we don't it still looks like we do. If you do
a couple of kicks that aren't too pathetic, people will think you are a
master. Good deterrent.
- We speak two languages. We can speak to you AND your parents. In other
words, we can pucker up for you and your parents. Note: You must be the same
Asian race for this to apply.
- We can use chopsticks. In Asian restaurants we can split kimchee for you
with chopsticks. Try that with a fork and spoon. We can also play table
drums for you with chopsticks. How romantic...
- We like the same music you do, all that new-wave/techno mixed and
synthesized stuff.
- We are all gonna be rich doctors, engineers, and lawyers. That means only
one thing for you, "Shopping, Shopping, and more Shopping." Wheee.
- We can be your geek on the street (We can help you with all your studying
b/c we are naturally geniuses). Or we can be your stud in the pub (We can
drink a lot and have that squinty eyed, drooping cig, drink in one hand, we
are cool look that will make you want to sit with us).
- We know what Asian babes want. Our moms told us.
- Our hairstyles are low maintenance. We just need a bowl and
scissors.
- We not only know all about American culture, we make a great looking
couple.
- We are just as sensitive, understanding, and intelligent as the next
American tough guy.
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