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You Are Ashamed Of Martial Arts

By: Fearless Ray Light

1. You don't know what "Wushu" means      
2. When someone ask you what style you do you say:"kungfu"
3. You don't do qi gong everyday
4. You don't know Tajiquan is the most feared style in china
5. You mixed Wushu moves you saw in Jet Li movies with your karate forms
6. You go to some fake Shaolin school
7. Your teacher claims to master at least 700 forms
8. You don't train everyday
9. You break dance    
10. You like Jet Li but do tae kwon do
11. You think Wushu is a dance
12. You don't know Taiji can kill people
13. You rarely train, you listen to hip hop, and you like Wu Tang Clan
14. You collect Jet Li movies and manga stuff
15. You proudly wear cotton Chinese martial arts uniform with white buttons
16. You teach karate....and also Taiji
17. You use the word Shaolin more than once a year
18. You own a katana you bought in Chinatown and your proud of it
19. You go to Asian parties
20. You think your a good martial artist
21. You read books about Buddhism too
22. You went to a Zen meditation class once and never went back
23. You think you don't need qigong to be good at martial arts
24. You buy inside kungfu magazine
25. You try to do some Wushu moves when you do your "bo" form of karate
26. You wear a karate Gi in the park when you train
27. You go to a Chinese martial arts school that have color belts like karate
28. You wear some t-shirt with Chinese characters on it

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