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You Know You Are Indonesian if (Part II):
- You always buy the latest cell phone equipped with WAP, screen savers,
etc. although you’ll use it mainly to send SMS’s.
- You set the ring tone of your cell phone as loud as possible.
- You spend your weekends at an expensive five star hotel near your house.
- You have one of those gigantic 5000 watts stereo system even though you
can’t turn it as loud as you can since you live in a crowded neighborhood.
- Your Toyota Kijang is packed with bull bar, fog lights, roof rail, car
alarm, expensive car audio, gold plated emblems, tail light “protector”,
racing steering wheels, sports muffler, lowered suspension, 17 inch wheels
with expensive tires, etc. Yet you find them not gaul enough.
- You are able to squeeze 15 passengers in your Toyota Kijang.
- If you’re rich, you buy a huge 50.000 dollars imported SUV and demands
it to run minimal 12 kilometers with a liter of gas.
- You refuse to buy unleaded gas for your imported car even though it costs
less than 20 cents a liter.
- You have your drivers license at the age of 14.
- You got it without any driving tests.
- You are unfamiliar with electric stove.
- You are even more unfamiliar with microwave ovens.
- If you’re a student, your main purpose in life is to succeed in UMPTN
and get into a Universitas Negeri.
- If you’ve graduated from college, your main purpose in life is to find
an easy job with big salary at a foreign company even if you have to stay
unemployed for five years to find one.
- If you finally got a job, your main purpose in life is now to get a
wife/husband that’s rich, from a “good” family, and the most
importantly good looking in order to memperbaiki keturunan.
- If you can’t find any, your parents will get one for you.
- You enjoy watching crappy sinetron.
- You enjoy watching pirated VCD’s with extremely poor picture quality.
- If you’re a female, you spend most of your internet time chatting.
- If you’re a male, you spend most of your internet time searching for XXX