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You know you're married to an Asian woman if....
By: D R Hood
- She goes to bed in her street clothes.
- You have your rice delivered in bulk.
- Your annual holiday is spent hanging round her parents.
- She is terrified that the kids won't be able to speak her language.
- She won't shop anywhere she can't bargain.
- The bathroom cabinet is full of Chinese medicine.
- Your flower beds are full of garlic.
- She demands a load of kitchen devices, then pounds everything up like she did back home.
- She always leaves the doors and windows open.
- She always turns off the lights and heating to save money.
- She keeps all her clothes in a suitcase.
- The refrigerator and freezer is full of left-over food.