have a patch on the arm of your dobuk that says 'black belt member'
have a patch of a Korean flag that says 'Taekwondo' underneath
wear a raggedy black belt to show experience
are the first to volunteer to ref
do AUTOBOMBS
still think you're in karate
wear your medal throughout whole tournament
think sweating means you're out of shape
have an elaborately shaped and colored headgear made by 'shihan'
think being able to take a kick in the face makes you good
constantly beg your instructor to open the windows and doors because you're sweating too much
come to weigh-in dressed in your dobuk
don't get any of these

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