An Israeli doctor says 'Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man put it in another and have him looking for work in six weeks.'

A German doctor says, 'That's nothing, we can take a lung out of one person put it in another and have him looking for work in four weeks.

' A Russian doctor says, 'In my country medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person put it in another and have them both looking for work in two weeks.

' The Fijian doctor, not to be outdone, says, 'You guys are way behind, we just took a bald man with no brain out of tailevu, put him in the parliament, and in no time half the country is looking for work.'

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